Jessa.

text your crush “hehe what would happen if you looked down and saw me super tiny like just 3 inches tall on the floor at your feet in your bedroom? :P hehe just imagine. Be dark if you want it’s just a fantasy :P Make it a detailed answer :P”

morefunthanb4:

grimelords:

post results

(via thebootydiaries)

lmaonade:

lmaonade:

i cant play horror games man fuck what if i turn the corner and see a thing or something

the games essentially promise me this will happen? what am i even supposed to do

(via bigboilacroix)

rbhvleo:

it eats me alive.

(via undo-my-scars)

websurfer1994:

me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light and completely 100% runs a red light*
me while driving away: I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I

(via odin-n-out)

vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

(via jigglypuffsvevo)